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nobody's tags

... Tar is not a plaything
... It's potato, not potatoe
... Spitwads are not free speech
... Nobody likes sunburn slappers
... High explosives and school don't mix
... "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
... My name is not Dr. Death
... A burp is not an answer
... Teacher is not a leper
... I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
... The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee
... Goldfish don't bounce
... Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
... No one is interested in my underpants
... I do not have diplomatic immunity
... I will not charge admission to the bathroom
... Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
... Norwegian chocolate. Frankly, you buy that stuff the terrorists win.
... *waves hand* You want to go home and re-think your life.
... Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.
... Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
... Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre
... Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
... He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
... The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.
... Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
... She was as easy as the Daily Star crossword.
... She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
... Usually broad beans

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