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... Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
... Bind, so good they rewrote it twice
... This message has been cruelly tested on cute little furry animals.
... URIs don't change - people change them [http://w3.org/Provider/Style/URI]
... "Oh, bother" said Pooh as the multiverse imploded
... Save the Earth - there are four to collect
... Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho
... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
... Bright and Early - choose one
... OK, I'm weird, but I'm saving up to be eccentric.
... We're not at home to Mr. Cockup
... Another visitor, stay a while, staaaaaay FOREVER!
... Destroy him, my robots!
... Americans reserve the right to arm bears.
... Support your right to bare arms! Wear short sleeves
... One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
... Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
... Alcohol - it's in the blood
... I'm not as thunk as you drink I am
... Write once, debug everywhere
... We'll burn that bridge when we come to it
... I wonder if God had breakfast before he created the world...
... Never laugh at live dragons
... If you were the only girl in the world, you'd have to have a strong back.
... Beer /is/ the answer - we just can't remember the question.
... Pizza and revolutionary politics - discuss
... I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane
... You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
... Man is by nature a political animal.
... Eloquence is logic on fire.
... False eloquence is exaggeration; true eloquence is emphasis.
... Eloquence is the poetry of prose.
... Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.
... An eye for an eye will leave the whole world blind.
... I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
... Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
... To err is human; to really screw things up requires the root password.
... If she doesn't scare ya, no evil thing will...
... unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; umount; sleep
... Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions.
... If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...
... You can't judge one by looking at the other
... You can only throw as far as someone can catch
... Life will be easier once we have the source code.
... Life would be easier if we had source code.
... The world is a book, and those who do not travel, read only a page.
... Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
... The one who walks in integrity walks securely. [Prov 10:9]
... Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.
... I love deadlines. I love the swooshing sound they make as they fly by
... You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
... The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
... Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
... Only a dullard is brilliant at breakfast.
... If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
... Beer isn't the answer. Beer is the question. 'Yes' is the answer.
... We must become the change we want to see.
... There is more to life than increasing its speed.
... All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot
... It's not easy being green
... Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
... Save the whales - collect the whole set
... Gates' Law: The speed of software halves every eighteen months
... Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was quite surprised.
... "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script."
... You can't judge a book by looking at the cover
... You're unique - just like everyone else
... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me...
... it is because giants were standing on my shoulders
... Some do, some don't
... The universe will not co-operate in a cover-up
... I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution.
... Think bigger - you can't cross a chasm in two jumps.
... You can call it a wizard once it can do bloody magic!
... When it is incorrect, it is, at least *authoritatively* incorrect. (h2g2)
... The medium is the massage
... The medium is the message
... You're not drunk if you can lie flat on the floor without holding on
... The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
... He who laughs last - didn't get the joke
... Windows XP - an escape rather than a release
... Never trust a child farther than you can throw it.
... The elephant is a graceful bird.
... America, home of the brave - until they slaughtered them all
... It's all fun and games,'till someone loses an eye! Then it's a *SPORT*
... Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
... If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
... One man's constant is another man's variable.
... How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.
... People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten.
... Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
... One good turn gets most of the blankets.
... There's a pinch of the madman in every great man.
... /earth: device full
... A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs
... 'cal 9 1752' - you know you want to
... This message not to be used as a floatation device.
... This message may contain nuts.
... This message represents the official view of the voices in my head
... This message does enable user to fly.
... I never let schooling interfere with my education.
... Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
... Learn as if you were to live forever.
... and these three fokkers were Messerschmitts
... Warning: time of day goes back, taking countermeasures.
... Get the hell out of our Galaxy!
... Ignorance isn't bliss - after you've had it explained to you
... You have new mail (see above)
... You can't judge an apple by looking at a tree
... You can't judge honey by looking at the bee
... You can't judge a daughter by looking at the mother
... You can't judge sugar by looking at the cane
... You can't judge a woman by looking at her man
... You can't judge a sister by looking at her brother
... You can't judge a fish by looking in the pond
... You can't judge right from looking at the wrong
... Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always.
... Heisenberg may have been here.
... People get ready - there's a train comin'
... Why is there so much month left at the end of the bandwidth?
... You may never find love down a T1 line
... and then I had to reboot a hundred times ...
... We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
... You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.
... Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
... How do I set my laser printer on stun?
... How is it possible to have a civil war?
... If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
... If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
... If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
... If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
... If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
... Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
... Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
... A German joke is no laughing matter. [MT]
... Willow: "Aren't ya sorta naturally buff, Buff?"
... In every generation, there is a Chosen One.
... Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows.
... Argument? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
... "My Lord, I have a cunning plan."
... Windows 2000 - Built on No Thanks Technology
... The reverse side also has a reverse side.
... Windows 2000 - Built on New Technology Technology (joy)
... "There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."
... He's just zis guy you know?
... Old hitchhikers never die-they just throw in the towel.
... but probably quite unable to drink the coffee ...
... Another beer please - I'm sobering up here...
... Faster than a tall building.
... Can leap speeding bullets in a single bound.
... God is real, unless declared integer
... 42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
... The days are just packed.
... Do or do not. There is no "try".
... Jumped, not pushed - aD 2001
... And all I know is I don't know what I know
... Where did all these angels come from?
... Who gave them all these horses they ride upon?
... Let's call the calling off off.
... All progress depends on the unreasonable
... In tropical climes there are certain times of day
... Because they're obviously, definitely nuts!
... But Englishmen detest a siesta.
... The bold print giveth and the small print taketh away
... cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea ...
... Mens agitat molem.
... When elephants fight it is the grass that suffers.
... Epistula non erubescit.
... Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
... Dimidium facti qui coepit habet.
... Ecce homo!
... Concordia parvae res crescunt, discordia maximae dilabuntur.
... Pulvis et umbra sumus.
... An enemy will agree, but a friend will argue.
... Resistance is fertile.
... A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
... "Calm down. It's only ones and zeros."
... Computers can never replace human stupidity
... JESUS SAVES, passes to Moses, he shoots. It's good! He scores!
... Two rights don't make a wrong.
... Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want
... Friends don't let friends use Windows.
... Jesus is coming, look busy
... Lottery: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.
... A dry sense of humour is better than slobbering everywhere.
... Honores mutant mores.
... Iucundi acti labores.
... Iniuria non excusat iniuriam.
... Docendo discimus.
... Promoveatur ut amoveatur.
... He who gets a name for early rising can stay in bed until midday.
... A friend's eye is a good mirror.
... Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.
... I think, therefore I am. I think.
... Avoid generalisations: they are NEVER valid.
... Those who live by the sword get shot.
... You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
... I am a drunkard... a citizen of the world.
... Rick Blaine: Are my eyes really brown?
... Play it, Sam. Play _As_Time_Goes_By_
... [<------------------------- width restriction ------------------------->]
... The fundamental things apply as time goes by.
... The Germans wore grey, you wore blue.
... Fasten your seatbelt - I want to try something.
... I was going to picket them, but I didn't have any comfortable shoes.
... Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
... Baby carrots - vegetarian veal
... [Warning on knife]: Caution. Blade is sharp. Keep out of children.
... I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
... "Liberals, intellectuals, peace mongers, idiots"
... "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons"
... Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
... If you're going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
... A week is a long time in politics and three weeks is twice as long.
... Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."
... The real world is a special case.
... If God played dice. He'd win.
... If God played dice. She'd win.
... Windows - delete as applicable
... The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!
... Anything that doesn't kill me can still bloody hurt.
... "Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite magesty and calm.
... If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
... Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
... If rats are experimented on, they will develop cancer.
... You shouldn't hit people. Children are people.
... Just how much justice can you afford? <Londo>
... 8//=/\-,
... Bright *and* early? Er, no. Pick.
... And not to worry 'cause worry is wasteful/And useless in times like these
... I won't be made useless / I won't be idle with despair
... My hands are small I know / But they're not yours, they are my own
... Don't matter what side it lands on if it's someone else's dime.
... you wake up to realize your standard of living somehow got stuck on survive
... If I could tell the world just one thing / It would be that we're all OK
... Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.
... Fruit flies like a banana
... Time's fun when you're having flies.
... "We have to strike now sir! Annihilate! Kill! Kill! Kill!"
... Avoid temporary variables and strange women.
... Quantum particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.
... It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
... Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
... A closed mouth gathers no foot.
... Whatever doesn't kill me can still bloody hurt.
... Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible.
... I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
... I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
... Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
... On the other hand, you have different fingers.
... Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
... Every silver lining has a cloud.
... Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
... Forecast for tonight: Dark.
... No longer lend your strength to that which you do not believe in
... A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
... There is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the left.
... Never put off until run time what you can do at compile time.
... "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away" pkd
... Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
... C++ - The language in which only friends can access your private members.
... 'Albert, stop telling God what to do.' -Niels Bohr
... The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
... "Hey, imp!" shouted Vlad, the imp hailer.
... "I have an inferiority complex, but it isn't a very good one."
... "The meek shall inherit the Earth, if that's all right with you."
... I'm pink therefore I'm SPAM
... Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground
... Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
... Something wonderful has happened...
... If you don't gosub a program loop you'll never get a subroutine.
... The emacs religion: to be saved, control excess...
... The instructions said to use Windows 98 or better - so I installed FreeBSD.
... universe -G 6.672e-11 -e 1.602e-19 -h 6.626e-34 -protonmass 1.673e-27....
... Non co-operation with evil is as much a duty as co-operation with good.
... No longer lend your strength to that which you wish to be free from.
... Lend your voices only to sounds of freedom.
... Fill your lives with love and bravery and you shall lead a life uncommon.
... Reality television - it's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
... 'Keep this door closed at all times' (!?)
... Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
... Room service? Send up a larger room.
... I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
... Each succeeds in reaching the goal by a different method.
... Have you noticed how we only win the World Cup under a Labour government?
... All human history moves towards one great goal.
... Football is a game for rough girls, not suitable for delicate boys.
... Penalties do not deter men when their conscience is aroused.
... Will I reach the goal, so long sought after, so long pursued?
... All things in moderation - especially moderation.
... Your body is a template.
... The byte is mightier than the bite.
... I am not young enough to know everything.
... You can have it all laid out in front of you - but it don't make you think.
... You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.
... Computers don't actually think. You just think they think. (We think.)
... Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. - Russian proverb
... You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.
... They told Marconi, wireless was a phony
... They all laughed when Edison recorded sound
... They all laughed at Christopher Columbus / when he said the world was round
... They all laughed at Fulton and his steamboat/Hershey and his chocolate bar
... Ford and his Lizzy, kept the laughers busy
... They all laughed at Whitney and his cotton gin
... They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother / when they said man could fly
... Truth, justice and --- other stuff
... We are everyday angels, Be careful with me 'cause I'd like to stay that way
... 'Cause the chains which once held us / Are only the chains which we've made
... It's not the heat, it's the humanity
... "I'm too sexy for my code." - Awk Sed Fred
... To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
... Please do not feed the feeping creature.
... Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your copy of Windows
... It's a moo point. Like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
... #12 Fancy. To be sexually attracted to or to desire. Also a tea cake.
... Why reinvent the wheel? Because we can make it rounder...
... 'Cause the chains which once held us are only the chains which we've made
... Free Mars with every starfury
... Poverty stole your golden shoes / It didn't steal your laughter
... I will gather myself around my faith / For light does the darkness most fear
... Greedo didn't shoot first.
... now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily.
... it's about how much copper wire you can get out of the building with.
... Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur
... ' ' -- Charlie Chaplin
... Google-this-tagline
... Seal walks into a club...
... The only difference is that there is no cat.
... Not everything that can be counted counts
... Not everything that counts can be counted
... `-.,, ><((("> `-.,, ><((("> `-.,, ><((("> `-.,, ><(((">... Sam, if it's December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?
... Friends don't let friends use Outlook
... Google this -- outlook-illegal-in-the-eu
... Birds do it, bees do it / Even educated fleas do it
... Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
... In shallow shoals English soles do it
... Where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger?
... "Six pints of bitter ... and quickly please, the world's about to end."
... There are 10 kinds of people in the world
... There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary & those who don't.
... It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.
... "They're digging in the wrong place."
... Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
... Knife goes in, guts come out, that's what OsakaSeafoodConcern is all about.
... Don't give me that Star Trek crap. It's too early in the morning.
... Many cooks make light work.
... The internet: harnessing the power of crazy people.
... Through tangled threads and corporate crimes
... That would be an ecumenical matter.
... 'Why does everything always come down to money in this bank?'
... 'I never make predictions. I never have, and I never will.' TB
... must ... find ... antidote
... Draft beer, not people
... Beer good. Beer foamy.
... We'll be there at six! I'll be there at ten.
... I'm shocked - shocked - to find that gambling is going on in here.
... Liebchen - sweetnessheart, what watch? / Ten watch. / Such much?
... We are all individuals!
... I am NOT the Messiah!
... Yes, we are all different!
... It's short for ... Bob.
... You mean your father's German, you're half German and you married a German?
... Flux-capacitor... fluxing...
... If she can stand it, I can. Play it.
... Play it once, Sam. For old time's sake.
... You played it for her, you can play it for me.
... We mustn't underestimate American blundering.
... But why is the rum gone?
... He made us believe a man could fly. [CR 1952-2004]
... Might I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window?
... Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
... let that boy boogie-woogie / it's in him / and it got to come out
... Woody Guthrie's land can't feed Mother.
... If you will just take me. / It might just complete me.
... And together we can make a stand.
... I am badly in need of a manicure.
... Meep meep.
... Gazpacho tactics.
... Doggie-dog world.
... It's my money father, I just didn't want to fill out the forms!
... Do I know what rhetorical means?!
... Early to bed, early to rise - means you never see anyone else.
... What do we want? Gradual reform / When do we want it? In due course.
... Away goals are worth one plus epsilon.
... Where I come from a boss is something you defeat at the end of the level.
... Satyameva Jayate : Truth alone triumphs
... Relax and enjoy your shoes.
... Share and enjoy.
... Holy Belgium, man!
... slightly smaller than Oregon.
... 'Purple Pangalin!' exclaimed the Journalist.
... 'What sort of a transportation system d'you call this?'
... You have to devise a system that goes faster the more popular it is...
... God bless Djibouti.
... The door's not shut / On my genius but / I just don't have the time.
... Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.
... Nuts to your white mice.
... The Christian Right is neither.
... I think it would be a good idea.
... If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it.
... So, just how many is a brazillion?
... If there are no problems handily available, engineers will create their own.
... They say 'nothing beats a Bud'. Given the choice, I'll take the nothing...
... 'Would I were in an alehouse in London!'
... 'I would give all my fame for a pot of ale, and safety.'
... Budweiser? No. Better beer.
... Budweiser: Know better beer.
... An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
... They say 'nothing beats a bud' - they're dead right, I'll take the nothing.
... Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.
... I'm a drunkard. / That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
... That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
... Some day they may be scarce.
... Welcome back to the fight. This time I know our side will win.
... If it's December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?
... I think it would be a very good idea.
... We are all special cases. -Camus
... But should be sufficiently accurate for the purposes of poetry.
... Think about the time constant, man.
... Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.
... Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.
... Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
... Well, we used to until a few other nations pushed in front.
... No. Not at any time, only when it was f-f-f-funny!
... the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself".
... He's like a female k.d. lang.
... Somebody's gotta be the designated drinker. [w&g]
... There has never been a <blink> tag in HTML.
... I enjoy a good slug of gin at lunch, but I've learned to do without. [ww]
... Turkmenistan to US: We didn't order these pizzas. [ww]
... I go out walking, in any season / It could be rainin', it could be freezin'
... Oh, Black River / Gonna take my cares away
... 0118 999 881 999 119 725...3
... Ah, no, sir. I've just been jabbing it too hard.
... Wait till Intel gets outside. Then we'll be really fucked.
... either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
... there's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble it up.
... my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
... But I've reason to believe / We all will be received / In Graceland
... bright XOR early
... Six parts gin to one part vermouth.
... Hearts full of youth, hearts full of truth/Six parts gin to one vermouth.
... Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
... Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
... These are the roots of rhythm / And the roots of rhythm remain
... Maybe get a little conversation / Drink a little red wine
... We are 13.7 billion light-years from the edge
... You shouldn't anthropomorphise computers - they don't like it.
... Makes perfect sense. Except for the pronouns!
... If we don't upgrade our servers, a herd of trolls will attack headquarters.
... You anti-semantic bastard.
... This is the story of how we begin to remember.
... They say 'nothing beats a Bud'. It does, and it isn't even close.
... but actually you have to push this little button here.
... What is on second. / I'm not asking you who's on second. / Who's on first.
... although they've never won a war or mass-produced a decent car
... \, backslash : an unsolicited gift of the computer keyboard
... with your little facts off the internet.
... No, I will not fix your computer. (Well okay, maybe, for beer.)
... The miraculous involves a voluntary agreement between the two sides.
... Branding: something you do with a hot iron, typically to cattle.
... Freedom is seldom found, by beating someone to the ground.
... But I laugh and eat well and grow strong.
... It's just not evenly distributed yet.
... Only when it was funny.
... How can you think with your shoes on?
... I said, "Ma'am, I am tonight".
... Says I, "But Joe, you're ten years dead" / "I never died" said he.
... "Takes more than guns to kill a man" / Says Joe, "I didn't die".
... Says Joe "What they can never kill, went on to organize..."
... Oh yeah, good ol' C-x M-c M-butterfly ... [http://xkcd.com/378/]
... It's just navels all the way down.
... Nation shall speak ratings unto nation.
... God doesn't work for the BBC any more; he left when Noel Edmonds joined.
... Think Blade Runner meets Field of Dreams.
... You won't have a name when you fly the big aeroplane.
... Well, I think we just ran out of Waldorfs.
... No, no... I won't have that. There's a place in Eastbourne.
... You'll never waitress in Torquay again.
... We are the United States government, we don't do that sort of thing.
... Cattle mutilations are up.
... those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
... because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
... Your Honor, I'd like that last remark stricken from the record.
... Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
... They're changing it from Ocean Grey to Military Grey.
... You're halfway decent. You don't belong here.
... The chair recognizes ... Senator Smith.
... A load of Tottenham, that is. A steaming pile of Hotspur.
... People say in Boston even beans do it.
... Well, I took a stroll on the old long walk / Of a day I-ayI-ay
... And I ask you now, tell me what would you do
... If her hair was black and her eyes were blue
... So I took her hand and I gave her a twirl
... And I lost my heart to a Galway girl
... And I knew right then, I'd be takin' a whirl
... Morris dancing: least stealthy of the world's martial arts.
... My question is in 22 parts and might take quite a while.
... Well, maybe they don't, and they also can't count.
... When we're done with those two, we'll go on to the other ninety-eight.
... I think you're putting too much faith in the magical powers of a new shirt.
... I do say potato, and so does everybody else I know.
... It's my Catholicism, Toby; it works for me.
... but you gave him the straw and then drove over him with a tank
... lucky Einstein didn't have to fill one out or God knows what e would equal.
... "I think this would be a good time for a beer." [fdr]
... Star X, spectral class G0, 4 planets plus debris.
... I hate this issue. It's like walking around town holding a sick chicken.
... like saying using tonic water as an additive reduces our demand for gin.
... Flash, bam, alakazam, out of an orange colored sky
... Out of an orange colored, purple striped, pretty green polka-dot sky
... How oft doth man, by care oppressed / Find in an inn a place of rest.
... somewhat larger than the US
... Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats.
... we have a superabundance of messengers, errand boys, and things of that kind
... I didn't realise this country used "disappear" as a transitive verb.
... No sir, as we rehearsed: poetry first, sausage later.
... Well if he is it's a very good disguise.
... The spark of his life is smothered in shite.
... His spirit is gone but his stench remains.
... Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow club this morning?
... unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails hidden in that bodice...
... Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy.
... I never really doubted you, it was just my silly common sense.
... because we are English that we're standing up for our right to be Burgundian
... We will stick it with glue, glue, glue...
... If you mean time-traveling bunnies -- then yes.
... Let's see how you feel after three years of living in the seventies.
... "I am trying to use reason and intelligence," said the strange new mongoose.
... something no Englishman should forget and no Irishman should remember.
... I don't believe in a lot of things, but I do believe in duct tape.
... observe that two thoughts could be found to contain the same discovery.
... I believe when the robots rise up, ATMs will lead the charge.
... All ten are out and the last two were ducks...
... "when you let an electrical engineer design a programming language"
... Fortunately, thanks to computer savvy alcoholics there's an app for that.
... For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice.
... You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!
ashok argent-katwala <web@logicwand.com>