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... 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
... Never eat a hedgehog without peeling it first.
... All that glitters is not Gary.
... If all goes well, you've overlooked something.
... No Scotty! Don't beam me up, I'm going for a s...h....i....
... I don't have a drink problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall over. No problem.
... All that glitters has a high refractive index.
... We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
... The early worm gets the bird.
... He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
... If I want your opinion, I'll beat it from you.
... You can't have everything... where would you put it?
... Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag factor of 0.03.
... It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
... "Anyone can make a mistake!" - Dalek climbing off a dustbin.
... Forecast for tonight: Dark.
... Reality: A disease caused by alcohol deficiency.
... Every picture tells a lie.
... When in doubt, mumble.  When in trouble, delegate.
... Sleep: Inadequate substitute from caffeine.
... Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus.
... Two wrongs don't make a right, but 4 wrongs to the power of -1...
... It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.
... Two's company, but three's BRILLIANT!
... "My homework ate my dog." - Genetics student.
... You can in a Nissan, but it's harder in a Lada.
... Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't.
... Disneyland: Trap operated by a mouse.
... Several excuses are always less convincing than one.
... Love thy neighbour, but don't get caught.
... When you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
... Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
... Smile!  It makes people wonder what you're up to...
... If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving isn't for you.
... Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
... A closed mouth gathers no foot.
... This product has been cruelly tested on cute little fury animals.
... "Bother!" said Pooh as the needle missed the vein.
... The cat sat on -- well let's not go into that right now...
... Mary had a little lamb.  The doctor was quite surprised.
... If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
... Children:  Most common sexually transmitted disease.
... "Ngggh!" said Pooh as Eeyore's legs buckled.
... "Eat shit mother!" said Pooh rebelliously.
... A day without sunshine is like night.
... A.A.A.A : Organization for drunks who drive.
... All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
... All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
... Remember you are unique.  Just like everyone else.
... As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
... Think bigger -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
... You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
... You'll never be half the man your mother was.
... Drink is the answer.... I don't remember the question.
... If you think sex is a pain in the arse, try a different position.
... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
... It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
... Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
... Poker rules supplement: A .44 Magnum beats 4 aces.
... I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
... Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
... Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
... I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
... He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.
... I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
... Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
... Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
... Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
... Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
... Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
... "Oh, bother!" said Pooh as Piglet fell in the mincer.
... Never accept beer from a urologist.
... Every silver lining has a cloud.
... Never anger a dragon, for thou art crunchy and good tasting
... Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet
... Never judge a man by his taglines.
... Never kiss anything that doesn't have lips
... Quantum particles: The dreams that stuff is made of.
... Veni, Vidi, Fetuccini: I came, I saw, I had lunch.
... Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped.
... Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
... Veni, Vidi, Deja Vu: I came, I saw, I'd been there before.
... Vidi, Vici, Veni: I saw, I conquered, I came.
... Fasten your seatbelt, I wanna try something.
... When policy fails try thinking.
... Eschew Obfuscation
... I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
... This is not a tagline. It's just highly coincidential line noise.
... 128000 bytes found in 32 lost chains. Convert to taglines (Y/N)?
... ==/==/==/== Police Tagline ==/== Do Not Cross ==/==/==/==
... Black holes are where God divided by zero.
... Gravity is a myth, the earth sucks!
... Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
... When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
... Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
... I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
... Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
... A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
... For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
... 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
... A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
... There's a lot to be said for breathing.
... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
... Whatever doesn't kill me can still bloody hurt.
... Windows XP.  An escape rather than a release.
... Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail, and it dies.
... Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
... Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
... Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible.
... I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
... I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
... Simon says stand up! Simon says sit down! Format drive C:! Ha! Gotcha!
... Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
... A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
... AI: Making computers behave like they do in the movies.
... Avoid temporary variables and strange women.
... A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere.
... Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
... Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once...
... Your password is pitifully obvious.
... Ghandi would have smacked you in the head.
... Jesus is coming, look busy.
... Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
... I'm pink therefore I'm spam.
... Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free
... (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
... Blessed are the pessimists, for they make the backups!
... Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS.
... "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition."
... Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want.
... A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the coffin.
... Windows: a virus with mouse support.
... Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet.
... Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
... THE GOLDEN RULE: He who has the gold makes the rules.
... Winners don't use Windows.
... On the other hand, you have different fingers.
... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
... There ain't no party like an IC party.
... Special Brew: Central heating for tramps.

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